"It's against the Geneva convention," stated one expert. "No human being should be forced to endure this shit sober."
BREAKING NEWS: Day Drinking Totally Acceptable Now
Update: Let’s Take This Moment… to #FeelTheBern!
#FeelingTheBern in New Hampshire: The Work is Far From Over
Who Else Followed the Iowa Caucuses?
#FreeKesha: Realizing When I’m Not Being a Sexual Assault Survivor’s Ally
Update: 400 Down – The Rest of the World to Go!
Democratic Debate Round 4 (Also: Amanda F*cking Palmer Retweeted Us) #DemDebate
Saturday Songbird: The Greatest Thing You’ll Ever Learn (RIP David Bowie)
MRW I Heard This Morning That Alan Rickman Had Passed Away
New Year’s Pick-Me-Up: 2015 Wasn’t So Bad
Quotable Quickie: On the Divisive Issue of Gun Control (and Everything Else We Like to Twist Our Knickers Over)
Bernie Sanders: Does He Have a Chance? [Awarded: Most Original Question Ever]
The Lonely Tribalist 