BREAKING NEWS: Day Drinking Totally Acceptable Now
"It's against the Geneva convention," stated one expert. "No human being should be forced to endure this shit sober."
On Failing Again. And Again. And Again.
I sit hunched over the glaring glow of my laptop in this piled high laundry wasteland that is my bedroom and I sigh. My roommates are outside in the living room "oo-ing" and "aw-ing" over the latest episode of BBC's Planet Earth II. A creature just narrowly and dramatically escaped the clutches of death from the sounds of it. I can't decide if I yet regret mixing a mug of ice cream with a glass of wine.
The 5 Stages of Working an Overnight Shift
Stage 1: Denial (AKA outright lying to yourself because you're a dumbass) The overnight shift is going to be fine. I'm just going to go to bed late the night before, wake up late, down a Red Bull, and the knock it out. Whatever we're doing probably isn't going to take the full 8 hours …
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Monday Motivation: Breathe, You’re Going to Be All Right [Back to School Edition]
How To: Revive an Abandoned Blog (In Other Words – We’re Back!)
Hullo? Is this thing still on?