"It's against the Geneva convention," stated one expert. "No human being should be forced to endure this shit sober."
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The 5 Stages of Working an Overnight Shift
Stage 1: Denial (AKA outright lying to yourself because you're a dumbass) The overnight shift is going to be fine. I'm just going to go to bed late the night before, wake up late, down a Red Bull, and the knock it out. Whatever we're doing probably isn't going to take the full 8 hours …
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Hullo? Is this thing still on?
Update: In Which I Fail the A-Z Challenge and Pretend Not to Care
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