BREAKING NEWS: Day Drinking Totally Acceptable Now

breaking news day drinking header | the lonely tribalist

"It's against the Geneva convention," stated one expert. "No human being should be forced to endure this shit sober."

The 5 Stages of Working an Overnight Shift

Stage 1: Denial (AKA outright lying to yourself because you're a dumbass) The overnight shift is going to be fine. I'm just going to go to bed late the night before, wake up late, down a Red Bull, and the knock it out. Whatever we're doing probably isn't going to take the full 8 hours …