It’s just one of those days… When you rise groggy-eyed and frizzy-tailed to do the opening shift at work. You set an alarm half an hour early and everything. You feed the cat, that ungrateful bastard. You arrive at work 15 minutes early to find a co-worker standing outside the door, which is odd because… Read More JUST ONE OF THOSE DAYS: Early Bird Gets to Work… Early
Just one of those days… When you live in Portland, Oregon And it starts snowing So you turn into all the citizens of Halloweentown [start @ 0:37] #PortlandGirlAndProud
Just one of those days when… You can’t be arsed to tie shoe laces or find any clean socks, So you put on flip-flops instead- Despite it being November in Portland, Oregon because… … Look at my field of fucks. See how it is barren. #KeepPortlandLazy
Just one of those days… When you can’t get to sleep, so you’re perusing the Interwebs for mind-numbing entertainment. You come across The Nightmare Before Christmas on Netflix and, with childish glee, hit play. In your half-conscious stupor, you sing along to the opening song and smile at fond memories of your childhood, while patting… Read More JUST ONE OF THOSE DAYS: The Nightmare Before LIFE
It’s just one of those days: When you wake up after 4 hours of sleep and decide that tea will help you not feel like crap, So you make a pot of hot water to fuel your tea addiction for the day. You end up making a badass cup of Earl Grey tea for yourself… Read More JUST ONE OF THOSE DAYS: Do You Want Tea with That Tea?
It’s just one of those days: When you button up your shirt and realize halfway through that you’re one button off. But that’s okay. You readjust and shift a button up. And when you’re almost done, you finally realize that now you’re one button off and that the alignment was actually fine before- -which makes you… Read More JUST ONE OF THOSE DAYS: when buttons are pushing your buttons