Ladies and gentleman, gather ’round – the ultimate pick up line has been revealed. After years of sifting through online dating material, my research has come across the surefire way to get a woman to respond to your OKCupid message. You ready for it? Brace yourself. Talk about your dick. Copy. Paste. Repeat. [Aside: I… Read More Hall of OKStupid #5: Cocky Pick Up Lines
In a twist on our Hall of OKStupid – we’re featuring wins instead of fails! As you may or may not know, we here at The Lonely Tribalist are supporters of all that is Monty Python. And when it comes to online dating – especially as a woman – it’s beneficial to create a filtration system… Read More Hall of OKStupid #4: What’s the Airspeed Velocity of Dat Ass, Baby?
If you still have an active OKCupid account, you likely received an e-mail with a link to this article: Some of it was interesting, but the most amusing piece of the report was this one ranking the states on the quantity of people looking for casual sex: Now, do you see what I see?… Read More Hall of OKStupid #3: Hey, Oregon, DTF?
Let’s see what’s behind door #1: Aw, that’s nice. But at a 54% match and 43% “enemy” rating, I don’t think so, sir. Lucky for you, however, I’m feeling rather generous today. As you can see, he caught me in a pissy mood [badum tss]. Don’t ask questions you don’t want to the answers to, young padawan.… Read More Hall of OKStupid #2: Well, That Takes the Piss Out of A Potential Mate
[This past weekend was heavy and the news of Paris and the resulting discussions still weigh on my mind. However, I truly believe that if we stay downtrodden and miserable, the terrorists win. No joke. Here’s the first edition of many to come of Hall of OKStupid. Stay mindful and lovely, my friends, and enjoy.] … Read More Hall of OKStupid #1: Do You Want S’more?
Greetings, fellow human creatures! Dating – a part of our lives rife with love, strife, and comedic gold. And boy, do we have ample stories of all of the above. We’re introducing a new series here at The Lonely Tribalist: Hall of OKStupid (not too original, so the name isn’t set), where Moose and Michelle… Read More Update: Presenting the Hall of OKStupid