#VegasStrong: How Can I Help?
New Beginnings (Again): The Lonely Tribalist 2.0
BREAKING NEWS: Day Drinking Totally Acceptable Now
"It's against the Geneva convention," stated one expert. "No human being should be forced to endure this shit sober."
Hall of OKStupid #5: Cocky Pick Up Lines
On Failing Again. And Again. And Again.
I sit hunched over the glaring glow of my laptop in this piled high laundry wasteland that is my bedroom and I sigh. My roommates are outside in the living room "oo-ing" and "aw-ing" over the latest episode of BBC's Planet Earth II. A creature just narrowly and dramatically escaped the clutches of death from the sounds of it. I can't decide if I yet regret mixing a mug of ice cream with a glass of wine.
The 5 Stages of Working an Overnight Shift
Stage 1: Denial (AKA outright lying to yourself because you're a dumbass) The overnight shift is going to be fine. I'm just going to go to bed late the night before, wake up late, down a Red Bull, and the knock it out. Whatever we're doing probably isn't going to take the full 8 hours …
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I Woke Up to a Mildly Disturbing Craigslist Ad this Morning
Monday Motivation: Breathe, You’re Going to Be All Right [Back to School Edition]
Fridays are for Fraternizing
Wednesdays are for Whatever
Mondays are for Motivations
How To: Revive an Abandoned Blog (In Other Words – We’re Back!)
Hullo? Is this thing still on?
