Let’s see what’s behind door #1:
Aw, that’s nice. But at a 54% match and 43% “enemy” rating, I don’t think so, sir. Lucky for you, however, I’m feeling rather generous today.
As you can see, he caught me in a pissy mood [badum tss].
Don’t ask questions you don’t want to the answers to, young padawan.
Online dating is tricky with payouts few and far between. It’s hard for men, since they’re expected to initiate and be culled through. But c’mon – we can tell when you’re not even trying. And I can hardly help if that brings out the worst parts of me. Better luck next time.