Let’s see what’s behind door #1:
Aw, that’s nice. But at a 54% match and 43% “enemy” rating, I don’t think so, sir. Lucky for you, however, I’m feeling rather generous today.
As you can see, he caught me in a pissy mood [badum tss].
Don’t ask questions you don’t want to the answers to, young padawan.
Online dating is tricky with payouts few and far between. It’s hard for men, since they’re expected to initiate and be culled through. But c’mon – we can tell when you’re not even trying. And I can hardly help if that brings out the worst parts of me. Better luck next time.
Cheers,
Michelle
The Lonely Tribalist 
I wonder if his just taking a copy and paste mass mail approachas? Arghhh so lazy.
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OK… Just found your site thanks to OM and am a fan already. You’re dating posts are quite entertaining, so perhaps I can offer a giggle or two in return: http://jessiejeanine.com/2014/12/08/50-shades-of-crazy-things-i-learned-from-online-dating/
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My blushes 🙂 I just checked out your blog, too – it’s awesome! I will most definitely be visiting again soon!
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Hahaha. That there is hilarious
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Thank you, thank you.
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Oh that is the best response I’ve seen!!!
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You should give it a try! (if you so please)
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I may have to.
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Be sure to report back when you do 😉
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Ahahahaha! Oohhhhhh I love this so much! 😀
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Always happy to entertain
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Been there done that OkStupid thing. I give you props, since I stopped bothering. I have a strict, anywhere but the face, policy though. 😉
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It depends on my mood 😉 😉
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