Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries.
Now go away or I shall taunt you a second time.
Sincerely,
Michelle Ph.D., O.C.D., A.D.H.D.
P.S. And that’s Queen of the Motherfucking Asshats to you, sons of a silly person.
Portland, Oregon | Est. 1993
The Lonely Tribalist 
haha hey.. just wondering how did you get a animated picture ?
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Google “GIF” and there’s a whole universe of moving images. (To get these gifs, I googled “monty python gif” and “your mother was a hamster gif.”) Enjoy!
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And a big 😛 to them, too.
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Thanks for making me choke on my coffee, Michelle.
It’s okay, at least I was going to die laughing. Haha! 😀
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#sorrynotsorry 😉
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Didn’t she know that asshats are celibate?
What did you do to elicite the tirade?
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Haha. Our apartment complex has the smallest parking spaces they could get away with to pack in as many cars as possible. Because of this, a lot of people say “fuck it” and often park over the line or as close as possible to the right side of the spot to allow themselves room to get out of the driver’s seat. I’ve climbed out of the passenger door and even through the back of my hatchback many a time. I parked too close to this woman, which forced her to enter through a different door and triggered her fury at me. C’est la vie 🙂
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They do that “skinny jeans” parking stalls here too. Crazy. Scratched car doors, frustrated drivers. On the plus side, you can practice your limbo dance skills.
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Glass half full, eh? I like it. Limbo Championships 2016, here we come!
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