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To the Woman Who Called Me a “F#cking @sshat” This Morning

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Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries.

Now go away or I shall taunt you a second time.

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Sincerely,

Michelle Ph.D., O.C.D., A.D.H.D.

P.S. And that’s Queen of the Motherfucking Asshats to you, sons of a silly person.

11 Replies to “To the Woman Who Called Me a “F#cking @sshat” This Morning”

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    1. Haha. Our apartment complex has the smallest parking spaces they could get away with to pack in as many cars as possible. Because of this, a lot of people say “fuck it” and often park over the line or as close as possible to the right side of the spot to allow themselves room to get out of the driver’s seat. I’ve climbed out of the passenger door and even through the back of my hatchback many a time. I parked too close to this woman, which forced her to enter through a different door and triggered her fury at me. C’est la vie 🙂

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