Update: In Which I Fail the A-Z Challenge and Pretend Not to Care

A belated welcome to the merry month of May! Well, as you can see, I did not complete the April A-Z Challenge. Labeling my intro post to the challenge as the “A-Z’s of Failure” was a self-fulfilling prophecy and you know what? I’m actually okay with that. Overestimating my abilities to give a shit for… Read More Update: In Which I Fail the A-Z Challenge and Pretend Not to Care

Saturday Songbird (On Sunday): Rhapsodizing via Ukulele (Happy Belated Birthday, Amanda Palmer!)

Let’s pretend I, as an organized and responsible adult, actually posted this week’s Saturday Songbird on Saturday. We good? All right then. Happy Belated Birthday to the one and only, Amanda Fucking Palmer. One of my favorite songs of hers is the “Ukulele Anthem.” I can never stay sad listening to that song. And when… Read More Saturday Songbird (On Sunday): Rhapsodizing via Ukulele (Happy Belated Birthday, Amanda Palmer!)

Get-Over-the-Hump Day: Prank Backfires, [Red] Panda Scare, and What Would Penis Do?

I don’t know about you, but I’m ready for this week to be over. Can I get my diploma and my $1 million for being alive please? And a lifetime’s supply of Chipotle. That was in the pre-natal contract, right? Anywho, here are a few videos to help get you over this hump. Enjoy! A-Z… Read More Get-Over-the-Hump Day: Prank Backfires, [Red] Panda Scare, and What Would Penis Do?

Nipples: Well, Where Am I Supposed to Put Them?

Fellow Lady-identifiers (and those curious about breasts)! Nipples – what the hell are we supposed to do with them? I hate wearing bras. As someone with a more pudge-inclined figure, bras feel restricting, are itchy, and they chafe in uncomfortable places. And ever since I deleted bras from my clothing routine a few years ago, I’ve… Read More Nipples: Well, Where Am I Supposed to Put Them?

Update: L is for Loser, That’s Good Enough for Me

Hi-diddly-ho, lonely neighbors! We are way past half way through April and for those of us participating in the A-Z Challenge, we should be posting our P-themed post today (depending on whether or not you’re choosing to post on Sundays). As you may have noticed, your Lonely neighborhood Tribalists have fallen behind, as lazy cats… Read More Update: L is for Loser, That’s Good Enough for Me