Hey there, hi there, ho there! In building The Lonely Tribalist community, we want to open up our blog to our fantabulous readers – we’d love to see your posts on our site. Collaborate with us! We’re not picky about content – check out past guest blogs here for reference. It can be funny, serious,… Read More Guest Blogging: Submit a Post!
“It’s against the Geneva convention,” stated one expert. “No human being should be forced to endure this shit sober.”… Read More BREAKING NEWS: Day Drinking Totally Acceptable Now
Ladies and gentleman, gather ’round – the ultimate pick up line has been revealed. After years of sifting through online dating material, my research has come across the surefire way to get a woman to respond to your OKCupid message. You ready for it? Brace yourself. Talk about your dick. Copy. Paste. Repeat. [Aside: I… Read More Hall of OKStupid #5: Cocky Pick Up Lines
I sit hunched over the glaring glow of my laptop in this piled high laundry wasteland that is my bedroom and I sigh. My roommates are outside in the living room “oo-ing” and “aw-ing” over the latest episode of BBC’s Planet Earth II. A creature just narrowly and dramatically escaped the clutches of death from the sounds of it. I can’t decide if I yet regret mixing a mug of ice cream with a glass of wine.… Read More On Failing Again. And Again. And Again.
Stage 1: Denial (AKA outright lying to yourself because you’re a dumbass) The overnight shift is going to be fine. I’m just going to go to bed late the night before, wake up late, down a Red Bull, and the knock it out. Whatever we’re doing probably isn’t going to take the full 8 hours… Read More The 5 Stages of Working an Overnight Shift
There are very few circumstances in which I’d expect my phone to blow up with text notifications while I’m sleeping: a family emergency or someone randomly professing their undying love for me. And that’s basically it. What I didn’t expect was the following:… Read More I Woke Up to a Mildly Disturbing Craigslist Ad this Morning
Education is awesome, but our schools often suck. How can we cope?… Read More Monday Motivation: Breathe, You’re Going to Be All Right [Back to School Edition]
So we’ve already covered that Mondays will be for motivating our butts through the week, Wednesdays will be for whatever the hell we seem to feel like posting, but what will Fridays be all about? As we prepare for the weekend – full of crazy benders, hermit crab impressions, or anything in between – let’s… Read More Fridays are for Fraternizing
Welcome to Wednesday, where every theme is made up and dignity doesn’t matter!… Read More Wednesdays are for Whatever
This week, we’re starting simple with a Monday Motivation to go out there and kick this week’s ass: kill it at work, make silly faces at yourself in the mirror, binge the shit out of that show!… Read More Mondays are for Motivations
Hullo? Is this thing still on?… Read More How To: Revive an Abandoned Blog (In Other Words – We’re Back!)
The Lonely Tribalist returns.… Read More Soon.
Happy Wednesday, everyone! Whether you’re just trying to get through the work week, taking midterms or finals, or just lazing around the house looking for some goddamn purpose out of life – take a gander at these great videos to help get you started over the hump!